Saturday, 1 December 2012

Arsenal 0-2 Swansea: Match Report

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Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Arsenal’s New Boys Get Cosy



A few weeks ago I brought you the ‘news’ that Thomas Vermaelen has moved in next to Robin van Persie, with lots of people trying guess what that meant about the captain’s future. Today I can report that our latest signings could be getting very close indeed. With Lukas Podolski having already moved in next to his mate Per Mertesacker, our two new strikers could end up spending more than just training together. Yesterday, Olivier Giroud’s wife/girlfriend (not sure which) went to look round a house next to both Mertesacker and Podolski.

With both Mertesacker & Podolski very close, I’m sure many Arsenal fans will be happy that our team is starting to look more united and excited at the prospect of our two new strikers having the opportunity to hone their partnership in their garden when not at the club – especially as nobody knows if RvP will still be here come September.

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Our Mystery Spaniard - Who is it?




So, with the news today from @AFCAMDEN that Arsenal are likely to get a Spanish Euro 2012 winner, I thought I'd have a look and see who it's likely to be, given we can probably rule out most of their squad. I haven't bothered to explain why we won't sign the obvious ones.


Spain Squad - Euro 2012

Iker Casillas (c)
Gerard Piqué
Andrés Iniesta
Xavi Hernández
Fernando Torres
Cesc Fàbregas
Víctor Valdés
Juan Mata
Xabi Alonso
Sergio Ramos
Sergio Busquets
Álvaro Arbeloa
Jordi Alba
David Silva


Jesús Navas - Maybe, but not unless we sell another winger.
Pepe Reina - Unlikely, but we've had interest before.
Fernando Llorente - Expensive. Would only be RvP's replacement.
Santi Cazorla - We were interested last summer, but Malaga are rich.
Javi Martinez - Again expensive, but in a position we're looking to strengthen.
Juanfran Torres - Only joined Atletico a year ago, but could come in as cover.
Pedro Rodriguez - No longer first choice at Camp Nou, but would he leave?
Álvaro Negredo - Again would only be as RvP's replacement.
Raúl Albiol - Where would he fit in? Too good to be 4th choice.

So - who do you think it'll be? Have a vote on the poll on the right.

Sunday, 8 July 2012

Mbaye Niang: Fact, Fiction & Fun



So I'm fairly bored and haven't written anything about Arsenal for a while. I usually blog when I'm angry or just have a lot to get off my chest but this is a more cheerful one. I thought I'd write a little bit about our new 'signing'. As first reported by @AFCAMDEN (one of few actual 'ITK' people on Twitter, even if he denies it), Arsenal are set to take young French striker Mbaye Niang (17) on trial from Caen. For a player of such potential at a club of Caen's size, it's strange that he'd go anywhere on trial and not just be for sale at a considerable price, so I'm assuming we've agreed a deal subject to him impressing on trial. That's the only logical explanation I can find - the only other potential thing we may want to look at is his fitness. Anyway, seeing as there's sweet Football Association online about Niang, I thought I'd write a little piece on the player we can expect to arrive in North London - using the world's most reliable tool for judging player ability - Football Manager (blogspot doesn't have a sarcasm font). Just for a bit of fun.

Fact

A quick bit of background - Niang is French, 17 years old, 6ft tall, plays for Caen and by the age of 16 had both played for Caen in Ligue 1 and already represented France at U21 level. Promising.

Fiction

Anyway, I'm manager of Arsenal on Football Manager and legendary scout Gilles Grimandi first alerted me to this young French striker in the summer of 2012 (sound familiar?). With RvP banging them in, I had no room in my side and didn't want to 'kill' Niang, so decided to let him develop at Caen and monitor his development at a distance. By the summer of 2015, a young Niang had reached the stage where if I didn't buy him now, he'd be too expensive (even by a GunnerPunner-run Arsenal's standards, where we are the height of financial prudence). At the age of 21, Niang had already scored 58 league goals in 90 games for Caen and made his full international debut for France. He cost me £16m, which seemed a lot, but turned out to be the best £16m Arsenal have ever spent.

Niang is now 'worth' £35m and, at 26 years old, spearheads my attack. He is the lone striker in a 4-1-2-2-1 formation that has led my Arsenal side to 4 league titles in a row, 3 consecutive Champions Leagues and a domestic unbeaten run which is now at 109 games (take that, Wenger). Niang is fast, tall, strong and yet a good dribbler and very good technically. He has scored 124 league goals in 165 league games plus countless more in Europe, including one Champions League semi-final against Lyon where he scored 6 in one game. 

At the tender age of 26, Niang has already won 24 separate competitions. Personal awards include Premiership Golden Boot, World Player of the Year and Golden Ball runner-up (3 times, to his team-mate at Arsenal). Oh, and he has 63 goals in 61 caps for France.

As I said, I know it's not real, and I know Football Manager often gets players completely wrong. But it's just a bit of fun and I can see Niang, at least stylistically, as having the potential to be the type of striker we need. I've always believed that our style of play is most effective with a more physical striker up top, but obviously that player would still need the technical skills required to play for Arsenal and within our system. I hate it when big strikers are labelled 'the new Drogba' but sounds from France and indications from FM suggest that, in playing style at least, Niang is up that street. His actual talent, potential and eventual ability remain to be seen but it excites me to see that the club are not afraid to move for big talents who have already established themselves at club level. I'd say Niang is probably at the same developmental stage that Chamberlain was at when we signed him last summer in that he's still very young but has already broken into the first team at a sizeable club. Here's hoping that the fiction you've all just read comes true. Imagine that...



Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Tactical flaws and a shortage of bottle - Could our best player be holding us back?


Wow. Where do I start? I don’t normally blog because I’m only motivated to rant like this when we’re doing badly, and therefore blogging makes me more depressed as I analyse our flaws in more and more detail. I’ve just sat in front of my TV and watched the club I love be humiliated in front of millions of people. Sure, there are the dissenters among Arsenal fans. There are rifts between those who believe Wenger can do no wrong and those who believe he can do no right. Both sides are morons who take one sensible view to a ridiculous extreme. To think the best manager in our history is a failure, can’t fix this and must go now is silly, yet so is the idea that he cannot be criticised or held at least partially responsible for all the happenings these days in and around our club. I’m getting this out here as it needs to be written as I’m feeling these raw emotions. Just a flow of consciousness. There are four main issues to address here:

  • Where did we go wrong?
  • Why did we go wrong?
  • What did we miss?
  • The bombshell

Let’s be honest – we were outplayed. Yes, we were outplayed by a very good side who cost a lot of money blah blah blah. But this is the Champions League. We know who our opponents are. We know who we have to beat and therefore we should know the level our team needs to be at to challenge at this level. Before the game Arsène Wenger was asked if we thought we could win the competition and his reply, albeit sarcastic, said if he didn’t think we could win it, he’d be at home. Obviously he has to stand by his team, but anyone who has seen us this season would find it hard to convince themselves that this side is anywhere near where it needs to be to win a competition of this level.

The most frightening thing for me was the ease at which they cut us open. You can’t blame Szczesny at all for any of the goals – other than a poor kick for the first but he was unlucky to get hit by that ridiculous goal from Boateng. The problem here was our midfield. Song, usually so dependable, struggled to cover the defence as he has done all season – partly as he was outnumbered in the middle and partly because they were playing 2 up front meaning there was always the extra man to cover. Arteta got back but never early enough. His distribution isn’t in doubt nut his mobility often is. We could’ve done with a second body in defensive midfield. Ramsey still looks tired. I still don’t think he’s as poor as people have been making out. There’s a lot of talent there. Remember he’s never played a full season and playing almost every game since August is clearly taking its toll.

Yes the pitch was poor, but two teams had to play on it and only one of them made the quality of the pitch into an issue. It was hard to get pace into the game through players running with the ball. But if the ball’s moving side to side in the air, the pitch isn’t able to have an impact. Fast movement of the ball, and fast movement of players off the ball are both important – as Milan showed. Ibrahimovic isn’t quick but he knew where to be and helped stretch our team. Milan made space in front of our defence as the pitch wasn’t fast enough to expose any space in behind. We were naïve. Passing football was possible on that pitch, as we showed with some short, intricate play at time. However, the long balls we tried along the floor at times were silly. We failed to judge the speed of the pitch, failed to adapt to the way it slowed down the ball like a Sunday league pitch and failed to realise that our usual way of play wasn’t going to win us the game against a side who clearly were used to playing on that surface.

Yet before that came a bizarre decision. There we were, about to play one of our biggest games of the season, and we line up with a formation we have never really played before. What looked like a 4-4-2 with Theo & RvP up front was a bizarre tactic. Even if we were used to it, playing 2 in the middle against a Milan side who had no wide midfielders looked strange. Yet they didn’t use the width so that flat four in midfield soon became very narrow. The centre of the pitch was too congested yet in the wrong way. When we attacked, we didn’t get wide and tried to go through the middle where there simply wasn’t room. When they attacked, our ‘wingers’ tried to cover their full-backs, leaving us outnumbered 4-2 in the centre of the park and making it easy for them to get at our centre-backs. The formation did not help. We looked tactically naïve as well. I think mertesacker was a loss. His composure and positioning are very useful. He would’ve been more resistive to the stretching of our defence which happened all game. As highly as I rate Koscielny (who had yet another good game until he went off) & Vermaelen, they do tend to rely on their pace as a lifeline a bit too much. Per has shown this season that nothing is more effective than good positioning.

Back to our centre-backs, and there are more worries. People worried that not signing a full-back would hurt us there, but it could hit us elsewhere too. Vermaelen looked very awkward at times. Early in his stint at left-back, you could tell he naturally gravitated to the middle of the park and had to force himself to drift wide with the ball. That showed today. Too often he followed the ball wide & left too-big a gap between himself and Koscielny (and later Djourou). The time when he tried to buy a foul off Robinho in the centre circle was silly, very clearly something a full-back would do and would never have happened a year ago. Djourou also looked unfamiliar in his ‘natural’ position. He gave away a silly penalty but the game was gone by then and he looked a little bit off the pace.

So. Their four goals. Wondergoal? Offside? Player slipping on a poor pitch? Not a penalty? Maybe. Maybe all these are valid. Maybe none. The fact is we were outplayed and, while none of those could’ve gone it, we didn’t have the luck and quite frankly didn’t deserve it. We failed to step up. Vieira talked about a lack of leadership on Twitter and maybe that was the case. Yet players such as Sagna, Vermaelen, Song, Arteta & RvP – all of whom have been lauded for their maturity & leadership this season – were out there on the pitch. What happened? I don’t know. Nobody does. But this is all-too-familiar. I’m not going to criticise players who have been solid all season. Players have bad games. It’s incredible that so many crucial players could all have a bad game on the same day but it happened. To be honest, I don’t care if we don’t play well. Well I do but you know what I mean. If we work all game & give our all, but don’t play well enough, then fine. But we didn’t give our all. We didn’t go out there looking like we wanted it. We didn’t play like we wanted it. We didn’t perform like we wanted it. We talked the talk before the game and to be honest I believed what the players were saying. Milan were a beatable side. Maybe I was a fool for believing that the players believed what they were saying. Or maybe they did believe it and were misled. Maybe they’re overconfident and have an over-inflated view of their own abilities. But this side outplayed Man City earlier this season. This side have shown what they can do, in glimpses. There are so many contradictions it’s confusing, but essentially a side that were able to win and who claimed they knew they could win went out there and played like they neither believed they could win or had any right to take anything from the game.

Today brings me back to the fundamental problem we’ve had recently; winning games. We lack balls. We lack the players to take the game by the balls and do something. This team used to be reliant on Cesc to make something happen. Now they’re too reliant on RvP (and lately Chamberlain) to produce a match-winning moment. We lack fluidity in our play and the ability to build pressure. We lack the element of surprise. Too often we just fire it to van Persie, often isolated and expect him to do something. When we have the ball in midfield, it’s obvious we’re just working it for a chance to feed van Persie in for a goal. We play 3 in midfield and as good as their stats may be, too often what looks like possession football is actually players passing on the responsibility. I get the feeling sometimes the players look for something, can’t see anything so just pass it to the nearest man. There’s quite a lot of aimless possession. Possession football is about manoeuvring the opposition and creating an opening, but without midfielders running from deep or wingers cutting in, our aims are too obvious. A good centre-back like Thiago Silva can man mark, his partner mop up, and quite easily negate our tactics.

Here comes the bombshell. I hate to say it. This Arsenal team is suffering from exactly the same problems which led to us letting Thierry Henry go the first time round. We are too over-reliant on one player. There’s nothing wrong with having a star player, but when you rely on one player to save you so often, it prevents others from developing. Walcott, Ramsey & co are yet to step up in the same way. There’s always an easy option. If you take RvP out for a game, they’ll realise that they have to be the ones to make something happen and that’s the point when you find out what our players are made of. Every team has a star player. Every successful team has a dangerman – look at Rooney, Drogba, Messi & Ronaldo. The difference is that there are other players who can step up and rescue the team when the star man doesn’t fire. There’s nothing wrong with having van Persie at Arsenal. Of course here isn’t. But you can’t have a situation where one player commands all the focus. His brilliance has forced an ever-weakening squad to become increasingly dependent on him. Last season we had 3 players who could do something out of nothing to win a game. 2 left and now the side places all their faith in that last man. We now have to find out one important thing – what would this team be like without van Persie? If they’re not good enough to win games without him, then we have to acknowledge our squad isn’t good enough. You can’t have the team’s fate depending on one man alone. So, we need to know if these guys can step up. I’m not saying let him go, and I’m not saying drop him as we have to make 4th, but we need to play some games without him to know where we need to go next. Maybe rest him & see if the side can take the lead without their star man. If it works, the confidence it’ll give the team could be invaluable.

Until they realise they can perform without van Persie, Arsenal won’t be able to reach their full potential with him in the side.

I’ve calmed down. A bit.